To make things go smoothly in the morning, I ask Jack if he wants me to comb his hair like a pirate and give him 'pirate hair'. That means I spike it up on the top and try to tame the rest of the cowlicks all over his head. So this morning he told me that he didn't want pirate hair, he wanted school bus hair. I wasn't sure what that meant, so I went with the messy look since it ends up that way anyway. Well, when we went to brush his teeth he saw that his hair was not styled in the school bus fashion and was quite upset. So I had to try to tame it and leave the front spiked up a little. Then he informed me that it still didn't look like school bus hair. So I combed it nice and neat, off to the side and that was sufficient. So in the first picture he has pirate hair and the second picture he has school bus hair (you'll notice that by the time we got to school it had already been messed up and is standing straight up in the air). What a crack up!
Phillip Phillips
11 years ago